Thursday, September 3, 2009

It's ok to be tardy for THIS party...

Do you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta? Ok, so you know they're into their 2nd season now and I'm sure, quite familiar with all the housewives. One housewife in particular, Kim Zolciak.

As you know she tried to jump-start a music career in season 1, but if you remember the episode where Dallas Austin calls her and lets her know what's really real (without a sprinkling of sugar) you also remember that you may have seemingly thought that her dream would be put on the back burner. Let's think again shall we?! In season 2 they took out Deshawn Snow and introduced Kandi Burruss (formerly of the 90's music group, Xscape). In a recent episode aired on 8/27 it looked like Miss Kandi & Miss Kim were becoming best buds and who better for Kim to befriend on the show? Someone who actually likes her and who has the right connections. Thus a song was (disgustingly) born. The auto-tune was extremely necessary as watching the show, we've all heard Kim singing sans the auto-tune and she has a terrible voice. However, this single shows that anyone else out there that longs for a music career can very well have one. As long as you network with the right people and of course, can't forget the auto-tune. Oh where's our music going these days?! Doesn't anyone know how to naturally sing anymore?! Auto-tune is like plastic surgery for songs and this song just paid a good 50 grand to get it's breasts augmented...





Listen well
Be swell
And remember half the time I really 'Don't Give a Shit'

XO

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