Sunday, October 11, 2009

Not so "Fresh Out The Oven"...

Jennifer Lopez AKA J.Lo AKA Jenny From The Block AKA Mrs. Marc Anthony NowKnownAs... Lola (pronounced low-la). So who is Lola exactly? Well, clicking on the link eventually gets you to Jennifer Lopez asking the same question. The obvious guess would be that Lola is her alter ego. So what's the deal with alter egos and celebs these days?! Beats me but apparently it seems like the new thing to do. Almost trendy perhaps and who would J.Lo be if she didn't continue to follow the trends? Post 2 failed marriages, 1 failed engagement, (does anybody remember when she dated P.Diddy?! LoL!) then finally... a marriage that seems to be well towards a bronze which includes a double dose of diaper changes. No wonder she felt the need to create Lola. Anyway, she's back and singing, not really. She's back and still sounding as terrible as when she put out her very first song 'If You Had My Love'. Does she have a singing coach? No? Well, can she get one? She hires someone for everything else she needs done. Or at least some autotune maybe? Just a little?! J.Lo, oh excuse me, Lola does look better than ever but that's not so much a good thing when your semi-fans continue to just be satisfied by simply looking at you and totally disregard the fact that you sing. Or continue to try to anyway. Can you go back to acting? Maybe? And stay there? Then perhaps you wouldn't have felt the need to create a Lola



Listen well
Be swell
And remember half the time I really 'Don't Give a Shit'

XO

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